The steady stream of books written about Donald J. Trump continue to shock and amaze a public now accustomed to being shocked and amazed.

Here are a few more mind-boggling facts that, let’s face it, probably won’t surprise you.

· Trump’s first Mideast peace proposal included renaming Jerusalem’s Temple Mount…

Real quick thoughts

· If someone can read tea leaves or Tarot cards, should we assume they can also read a rental car agreement?

· Never go to a discount therapist who shows you his perspiration stain and asks, “What’s the first thing that comes to your mind?”

· Think…

Real quick thoughts

· I don’t mind being a celebrity, although sometimes I wish my groupies would help me fold my sheets at the laundromat.

· Before I die, I want to see how sausage is made.

· If you capture everyone’s hearts, are you obligated to release at least…

Real quick thoughts

· I don’t think my parents disliked me. They simply forgot to tell me where they lived.

· There are so many sexual preferences nowadays. I’ve finally decided I’m a man trapped inside an ambivalent body.

· Never mistake a knowing glance for an overconfident stare.


Ben Alper

Ben Alper has written for late night comedians and many others. He is the author of “Thank You for Not Talking: A Laughable Look at Introverts.”

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